Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The story of the rabbit

 Posted :2008-07-02 15:43 rabbit hopped into the bakery and asked: , I'm sorry, not so much The next day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, . On the third day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, rabbits out of money: forest, the road bumps into a volume of cannabis is the giraffe, the rabbit on the giraffe, said: 'giraffe giraffe, why did you do hurt yourself? How wonderful to see the forest, let us together in a large nature run it! 'giraffe to see marijuana, take a look at the white rabbit, so the marijuana to the death throws, followed by the rabbit running in the forest. Later they met a smoking cocaine is being prepared elephant, rabbit, said the elephant: 'Elephant Elephant, why did you do hurt yourself? How wonderful to see the forest, let us run it in nature!' elephant see cocaine, see the white rabbit, so the cocaine to the death throws, followed by rabbits and giraffes running in the forest. Later they encounter are prepared to fight a lion because of the sea *, rabbits the lion said: 'the lion lion, why did you do hurt yourself? How wonderful to see the forest, let us run it in nature!' Lions look needles to see the white rabbit, so the syringe to the death throws, the little white rabbit severely beating elephants and giraffes was trembling with fear: 'Why do you want to make the rabbit it? so kind, caring also known as we approach our health nature. 'lion angry and said:' This bastard rabbits, nibbling each time a pill to take my shake * the same as the idiots running around in the forest. '(c) of the first day the rabbit went to the river fishing catch nothing, go home. The next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home. On the third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the white rabbit screamed: If you dare fuck with Hu carrots as bait, and I flat dead! (D) In ​​order to test the U.S., Hong Kong, mainland China the strength of the three police officers, the United Nations three rabbits on three forest to see the three police officers who should find the rabbit. The first is the United States before the forest police, they first spend a full half-day meeting to develop operational plans, strict division of labor, and sent special forces into the forest carpet-fast search, the results of the meeting time delay, the rabbit ran away, the task failed! then turn Hong Kong Police, they sent over a number of people and dozens of police cars lined up outside in the forest, by the leader with the speaker shouted: 'Rabbit, rabbit, you have been surrounded, come out to surrender ......' half later, no movement. Tiger team into the forest, searching again, no result, the task failed! Finally, the Chinese police, only four, first hit of the day, mahjong, dusk a man who wants a baton into the forest, not five minutes, I heard an animal in the forest came a screams, one Chinese police talked and laughed out smoking a cigarette, dragged behind a black and blue bears, bears dying said: 'Do not call, I was the rabbit .......' (e) of rabbits walking in the forest, encountered the wolf head came up, The dismissed. The next day, she wore a hat bounce out of the house, and met the wolf, and he took to . , tiger wolf children recruited their buddies. You can say that rabbit over, looking for pieces of meat to me! Found her fat, you say you want to thin. Found her thin, you say you want to fertilizer. This is not a thing can beat her. Of course, you can say that. Rabbit over, I find a woman to go. Found her plump, you say you like slim. Found her slim, you say you like plump. The rational can beat her beat strong and restrained. . mind the hate ah. The next day, the rabbit and then went out, how so clever, the face of approaching or timber wolf. wolf said: Ask me again to use pliers to pull your teeth! with carrot juice? It can be a long time to enjoy delicious. 'Rabbit looked at him without expression.' and, in summer, rabbits, and that cold water slowly flowing through my long neck, is so delicious. have a long neck is really good it! rabbit, can you imagine? 'rabbit slowly said:' Do you spit before? '(X) one day, driving kangaroos wandering in a country road and suddenly see a rabbit in the center , ears and body is almost entirely lie on the floor seems to listen to what the kangaroo stopped ... so .. very curious to ask: .. How do you know? .. My neck and legs is so off the .. the rabbit's thesis: the ability of an animal the size of its force not to see how much, but it's behind the scenes look at Who is the boss! (XII) in a mental hospital, one day, three mental patients would like to see president recovery situation, so before each of them put in a little white rabbit, the first sitting of mental patients above the rabbits, grabbing the rabbit's ears, mouth and shouted, Long shook his head; second person back to the white rabbit, patting its ass, the mouth saying rabbits, after watching Dean, nodded with satisfaction, I had heard the sentence: Two large mushroom that will not be assured to put the little white rabbit went to the ~ ~ ~ half a year later the white rabbit has not come back a large door that it is not coming back I said to eat the other large and then it ~ ~ ~ so the rabbit has not come back a year later the two do not talk so big that we ate it at this time the little rabbit suddenly jumped out from the jungle next to that angry look! I know you want some of my mushroom (xiv) the two small white rabbit and the Big Bear shit squatted under the tree. Big Bear on the rabbit, said: Although rabbits you look good, but I could trouble! stained points dirt can be seen, quite disgusting! rabbit wrote: What are you talking! is not ah! Big Bear wrote: not so! Big Bear said as he took the rabbit to himself readily wiped his ass walk away (o) little white rabbit and the Big Bear walking in the forest, accidentally kicked over a pot. pot out of a spirit, that they meet all three wishes. bear said, turning it into the world the strongest bear. It has come true. little white rabbit said, give it a little helmet. it's desire to achieve. bear said, turning it into the world's most beautiful bear. It's the wish came true . a small white rabbit said, give it a bike. It's the wish came true. bear said, the whole rest of the world into a mother bear bears! rabbit riding a bike, running while said, the only bear be gay .

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