Girlfriend: Can we separate it? Boyfriend: not to. GF: Why? Boyfriend: The bun is like the canteen, you bite, people willing to give you change it? GF: But you did me a good idea. Boyfriend: to buns canteen like this, you had eat meat package, a wrong, a bite of a vegetable bun, want to change not give you change, is it throwing? fight set with something to eat. GF: Oh ...
English fail? normal! you are Chinese! math failure? normal! you shopping use the function to calculate it? political differences between the grid? normal! more than a billion people in China when the country turn to you when President! language fail ? normal! rhetorical tricks with you curse it? physical failure? normal! you think about jumping off a building to atmosphere resistance? biological failure? normal! you have doubts that they are male or female it? had make-up did not resume, internal CCTV laughs ---- show films sex ban - Qzone log, then your college on the Han?
people cheap life, a cheap knife pig, living squandered the air, dead waste of land, at home, lavish RMB, the Chinese then you more than the sword do not learn, learn partial sword; the sword under the sword does not learn; next find the correspondence-style so much, you learn Drunken Sword; iron swords if you do not have to learn and Yin Jian! Finally, you excel to martial arts Skills: Yin Jian drunk! One end of the sword to reach the realm of people who
sword --- the world's most elegant man is Da Yima, she wanted to come and do not want to not come, she does not come to your sudden death, you sick of her . she comes or not to have to calm your patience, recognition of the bar, listening to the words of Da Yima
do have a fill-Smith will not be called complete, there is a choice questions call looks right, there is a plan called the question by doing Duolei, there is a problem called up using the collapse, there is a proof of your sister called proofs! there is a hanging branches called does not matter! there is a test category called to : By the time you want to help me ah! China: North Korea ah h: Brother, I went to ah! China: ah h (15 minutes) China: by, had just been to go on the latrine, ugg snow boots store, that is active rejuvenation! Korea: Hello, I now something is not, one will contact you again ... China: Are you crazy ah? Korea: Hello, I'm not something, for a contact with you again ... < br> Kim Silver stood on the shore facing the South Korean soldiers shouting: gold name it. such as terms, such as the spring of Columbia; six, conceited woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as the Xifeng; VII, Prince of the horse, not necessarily as a monk
to Thailand police handling the case, called the night a lady. repeated clouds and rain, the lady in the arms of police police also kept feeling little brother. extremely satisfied with the police and asked: .. the biggest tomato. stall, hh stall turned left in situ to blinding, and buy nets, I hold back into the internal injuries, looked away, how many roots to the side of the hh
as **, ** do not care how much. How much ** for the roots, the number of force is for money. How many ** other **, ** the number of knitting. the number of monks love Road, with no set number of Road. How many uncles would like to down, the number of LORI was Guaipao. How many roots of love crazy man, how many men just love crazy Male ....< br> so-called universities: for prison, Essence of local ruffians, Kiss openly of, consumption of white-collar workers, school dreams of, a wide range of cutting classes, Internet cafes of the bedroom, make-up of amateurs, Gaohuo aristocratic, the paper Baidu of hyperopia sided, cafeteria diet based, job-oriented fantasy, passing idle technology, of unemployed workers. After the self-study time must be with a mirror, when tired, put the school turned into a mirror to see, long into the appearance of due diligence is also a good learning!
young Chinese are the most miserable thing is: the official career and second-generation competition, competition, emotional and rich second.
teachers who teach kindergarten children to learn English, read the ABC. there is a Peer is not life and death of small friends read. The teacher asked him why, the children reply: like! *** B is the curse, two of life - Qzone logs, teacher B is used by natives!!
a woman loves you, you're husband. Some women love you, you're a man. ten Women love you, you are kind of situation. hundreds of women love you, you are idol. thousand women love you, you are hero. million women love you, you are leaders. the world a woman loves you, you are the national currency. All women love you the world, model contracts of 300 cases-Qzone log, Oh, you're ***.< br> facilitate face prices, decline in value of the eggs, flour prices, petrol prices, prices of the down jacket. .. In addition to man-made, almost all prices were all around him, but we still have to be strong in the living, the price of the cemetery now!
1. a good woman, the majority is ugly; 2. sexy woman Most bad; 3. and sexy and nice woman, most men have a number of Britain at the end of the tune; 4. and sexy, good, do not have to be tuned over a woman, most already have children; 5. not sexy But good, not with King; 6. not sexy, but good, have the background a woman, most think that you love them, to their background.
1. a good man, most of the ugly; 2 . handsome man, with the majority of bad; 3. and handsome and nice men, a few engage in ***; 4. and handsome, good, and very deformed men, most had a wife; 5. is not handsome, but good , not money; 6. not handsome, but good, and rich men, the majority think that you love them is to their money.
primary: junior high school. learning, the future could not find it. trust his lying. numb, was named a day, limit on enough, turtle-speed Internet, access at night, snow boots, brand, have a class every day, monotonous life, but also ink a word of English, high math dead, the examination is simply not graduation. The so-called boring classes to teach, not tell the sun to allow skipping hh a: not as good as the University High School.
Earthquake Administration ordered application: Recently, a time, not the earthquake will not shock, shock was to shock the; earthquake how many class , after the earthquake that; shock many times, we will report after the earthquake, please everyone let go! afraid to come to sleep, do not fear to sleep at home and a living link to order and disorder, not all right blind spreading lies, out of our Ye Hao terrible. as soon as possible to sell the surplus of the house, the earth come to know, real estate would have been moves, and move up and scary!
Guo Degang: South Koreans had not, ah, said that Confucius was Korean Sakyamuni is South Korea, the Monkey King in Korea, this I believe, because that is the stick to play the Monkey King. Yu Qian: so good or bad? Guo Degang: Yes, he also said that acupuncture was invented by Koreans, four great inventions is found in Korean, Korean embroidery is created by Yu Qian: that the Chinese people to create something no? Guo Degang: Korean Chinese people have found this last tour
subway encounter cattle. the subway, Suddenly one of the guys wind GOULD of children ringing, all the passengers heard: the phone ... fixed; Newton's second law: to force to speed up; Newton's Third Law: I give you power at the same time, you have to give me strength!
woman reported: crowded subway by a guy stole h ? criticism: the money so that customers do not know the pleasure of human experience; hesitate a touch away, is the highest point of trade patterns.
together a few dozen dollars a little boy wanted to buy toys, but I do not know to buy What, there is a world of a launch and said: *** buy it! all puzzled, asked why? boy said, I do not understand, nothing more than television that has it, will be able to mountain climbing, skiing, playing, skating, And happy is not upset.
save village land closing to explore innovative resources funeral, the villagers speak their minds. A wrote: I started ah! not eliminate the coffin, and save money and province. B said: I think they buried to more Provincial premises. C knock knock pipe, and said slowly: I see, ah, planted only half lengthwise to even the gravestones are saved, at a glance know who died!
【Tangzhong Zong Li Xian is History of the cattle of the emperor】 Why is this? because ----- he is the emperor, his father the emperor, his brother the emperor, the son of the emperor, is the nephew of the emperor, even worse, his mother is also the emperor. Thus, History gives a brilliant name Li Xian: Emperor six pills.
exam poem?? get the paper and cool, an emergency. vocabulary forget. deja vu, that is not available. syntax here two vast. see do text, how clean the snow boots, tears thousand lines. two hours after the departmental rotation field. see classmates. were sad. predicament results, no face, see the father and mother. achievement results to be published until the time of day. roof. Foxconn! < br> 【in the history of the cattle who drink and drive time】 front Jinxiu county drunk driving crackdown, local traffic police in the morning raid in highway passing vehicles based cards, there is a driver immediately after the finish off a bottle of Red Star Erguotou, and then said: , the traffic police Liquciqiong hh
English teacher let classmates confess their language translation KFC We do chicken right! (cooked chicken experts), the answer eight streaky: ① our cooking chicken right. ② precise we do chicken. ③ us cooking chicken on the right. ④ our cooking chicken is right. ⑤ our cooking chicken right. ⑥ we do chicken right. ⑦ right is cooking chicken's. ⑧ we are cooking chicken, right? ⑨ our cooking chicken right? ⑩ on! we do the helping of chicken!
】 【left women 5-27 years of age is low level of women left, but also a struggle for the search for friends, so called , their time has come soon after, alias women, respect for the niche (small left) 28-30 year-old has matured, called the student (cooked left) with 31-33 years of age You can only wait for the opportunity shaking, called top students (You other left) 34-36 year-old miracle of successful diamond men, named Dr. Health (not left) 37-year-old forced into a completely left up that men, and respect for the graduates (left to force the Lord) is the extra fine Santa Claus after the age of 45 (left single white gentleman)
has a positive too, he was 14 year-old married 19-year-old girlfriend, 24 years old and 23-year-old prostitute living together, 32 years old at the Whampoa Military Academy to see the 14-year-old Lolita, in the age of 34 was finally pulled down 16-year-old Lolita, forced at age 42 politics, had to get a 30-year-old royal sister, Thank you for advice in this life? home is the character which annals??? Yes, buy website Guinness, he is the Chiang Kai-shek.
Girl: boyfriend. right? I told him no, you can rest assured. selling tickets on the Botanical Garden; China division said it to school; wide preaching it a talking outside; Pan Bo said take it to wear short skirts; Canton, said the United States take it as a model; Guangzhou Pharmaceutical said take to do experiments; deep that gave happy valley; extension work of the boys said, TMD, Shui Gandong we Xiaohua!!
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