Sunday, May 29, 2011

Hurt the heart of man

White :
woman: you go, do not contact me after
M: Honey, you and he can not separate it? I really love you .
woman: you better go , this will not come back
Male : Today you let me go, then I really will not come back

Female : I think you and I Broke up with him , can you back?
M: Do you let me go, I go, you let me go back, I'm sorry, so far away , go back , goodbye!

Monday, May 23, 2011

Forces saying , you know how much

1, two or three years military service, sows race Diao Chan, above a fart, the following tired breathe!
2, the army three things: to join the party, meritorious service, circumcision!
3, four major department;
Command: kick goose wearing breeches.
Branch: Tun Town is progress.
Logistics: When holding a cloth blanket.
Equipment Division: the wife and kids when the sleeper.
4, military affairs, grant leave: a bottle of wine, go at once, a carton of cigarettes, plus ten days!
5, the training courses: the purpose of engaging in physical
training: training to engage the dead
Methods: The people who engage in, engage in injury Gaosi disability ... ... do not hurt the dead are not in place, to fight out into the health team!
6, recruits believe more and more sick veterans, no more than the old problems are not new!
7, the ratio of ass tired of dry, worse than pig to eat, sleep later than the lady, earlier than roosters, old veterans than anyone else!
8, fine roots belt, but also people with walking, eating faster than the dog moves, wearing shoes and tie, quilt quartet built chunks of tofu, two bonnet quilt Happy Valley!
9, a man can not say no, women can not say that lightly. No Gansha Han, Han did not eat anything left!
10, Class Vice-class vice just the House, two eyes opened busy lights, even when the key Rasi!
11, Army soil, foreign navy, air force maniac, armed police is a big rascal, Chihepiaodu is fire!
12, Diao staff, bad officers, bovine B drivers, Sao nurses.
13, comrades! Enough to eat! Comrades hard work! Monitor comfortable! Comrades sunburned! Your most black heads!
14, the second post does not stand guard! Children properly quartermaster officer, soldier, vice squad leader inappropriate!
16, the Air Force's clothes! Navy rice! Army group of poor wretch!
2010 years, we have the leadership to ensure that:
leadership demands that we pursue;
leadership is our good fortune temper;
leadership is our driving force to encourage ;
the idea of ​​leadership is our practice;
led drinker is our courage;
leadership is our expression of feelings;
leading hobby is our hobby;
leadership Intention is our direction;
little secret is that the leadership of our secret,
leadership lover is our loved ones.
we need to do:
leadership did not come, I'll go first to see who take the podium;
leaders did not speak, I will speak, the microphone sound pat does not ring;
leaders speak, I applaud, promote field under a ring;
leadership dinner, and I to taste and see food cooler is not cold;
led to drink, I'll stop, vows to make life to the party;
leading to sleep, I guard, whom I do not speak to sleep.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

This flower is to keep the original , ah !

Mood irrigation (gardening guide)

your plant has four attributes: the sun, love, rain, nutrition.

i. Index per a visitor the sun (not including unregistered guests) to the index increased 1 point increase in scores of daily maximum 8 points.

ii. love each published an index of their own log, upload a photo and music collection to add a music feature, add the idols were increased information
3 points, but added an increase of only 1 Music points; Accordingly, you delete a log (not including the personal signature), a photo
music themes, icon information is also to be deducted 3 points , remove a piece of music must subtract 1 point. Increase the maximum daily score of 8 points, less points
no lower limit.

iii. rain index of web log information with the idols themselves for each additional non-response to an increase of 1 point per day increase the maximum score is 8 points.

iv. trophic index for each individual space in the mall to spend a dollar, to the current The index of plants by 8 points, less than one dollar part of the accumulated (mobile consumer
fees excluded), plant nutrition index in 24 hours for you to add;
yellow diamond subscriptions beginning of each month (before 10 ) Fixed increase of 100 points: the opening month of the month off, will not increase the nutritional means yellow diamond
number; month open yellow diamond qualified users, the month yellow diamond does not increase nutrition index, an increase of 100 points from the next month nutritional index.
No
points out, but 200 is divided into a stage, when the index has reached 200 all the time, would begin to increase, with a 1-400 stop, and other points rose to 400 and then continue to grow, as and so on.

When your flowers grow to the fourth stage (ie index is greater than the sum of 600), you may receive a mystery gift Oh! Index of each attribute when you have to fill 200 minutes, you can pick the ginseng fruit, upgrade gardener level. If you have a flower vine index less than 200, the replacement does not affect your plants flower vine index;

If you are the flower of the vine index greater than or equal to 200, the replacement of plants (if you change the high of a level of plant, plant to reduce the index 200), the system will be removed automatically for you ginseng fruit.

Note: If ginseng flower vine is to bear fruit, but the mystery gift is not picked, please first obtain the mystery gift, and then picking ginseng fruit, or they will give up the mystery as a gift.

Dragonfly turn up on your shoulder

dragonfly on your shoulder it?
in a very quiet and beautiful small town, there are a very affectionate lover, every day they go to the beach to watch the sunrise, sunset at the beach to send each person saw their vote to them envious eyes.

But one day, in a car accident, the girl was seriously wounded, she quietly lying on a hospital bed, woke up several days and nights are not. During the day, the boy was at her bedside, call sweetheart who was unconscious; night, he went to the small town church praying to God that he had though we cried tears.

month later, the girl was still sleeping, while the boy was already emaciated, but he is still hard to sustain. Finally one day, God was moved by him was. So he decided to make an exception for him. God asked him: promised turned into three years of dragonflies, will you? dragonfly, he bid farewell to the God they hurry to fly to the hospital. The girl really woke up, and she is still talking with a doctor next to something, but he can not hear.

few days later, the girl was discharged, but she was not happy. Her around to find the whereabouts of the boy, but no one knows what the boy gone. Looking for girls all day long, but the boy had the dragonfly is around her all the time, but he would not cry, do not embrace, he could only suffer in silence she turned a blind eye. Summer has passed, the autumn chill wind the leaves, dragonflies had to leave. So the last time he landed on the girl's shoulders. He wanted to use their wings touched her face with a small mouth to kiss her forehead, but his body is still weak enough to be her discovery.

blink of an eye, spring, and dragonflies can not wait to fly back to his lover. However, she was a familiar figure standing next to a tall and handsome young man, that moment, the dragonfly almost fell from the air. People talked about how after the accident the girl was a serious disease, described how a male doctor on TV drama of the good, lovely, also described how their love was taken for granted, of course, describes the girl was happy again as before.

dragonfly very sad, in the next few days, he often saw the man bring his lover to see the sunrise at the beach, watching the sunset at the beach at night, and In addition to his own occasional rest on the shoulders of her outside to do anything.

particularly long summer of that year, dragonflies flying in pain every day, and he has the courage to approach his former lover. Between her and the man whispered softly, his and her happy laughter, have made him choke.

third year of the summer, the dragonfly is not often go to visit his lover was. By doctors her shoulder light hold, her face gently kissing a male doctor, there is no time to watch a sad dragonflies, but not in the mood to remember the past.

God soon agreed to a three-year period. On the last day, the dragonfly former lover with the male doctor at the wedding.

dragonfly flew into the church quietly, falls on the shoulders of God, he heard the following vow to God says: I will! He looked at the doctor putting the ring on the hands of former lover, then look at their sweet kiss. Dragonfly shed tears.

God sighed: a. Do not necessarily have to love a person, but people have to have a good love him.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

QQ, you can calculate your age

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2. with your QQ number is multiplied by the first five

3. put this number with 8

4. then proceeds The result by 20

5. If your birthday passed , add 1848 , if not before, plus 1847

6. the result from subtracting your birth year
< br> 7. Now you will get a 3-digit

8. hundred numbers on a QQ number is your first

9. ten and a bit becomes A double-digit number with the plus 3 is your age.

10. whether the Right ,

associate it


I do not know why this thing prospective , quasi- turn , then had to be Oh
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Tuesday, May 3, 2011

The end ~ ~

Under the rain outside the window a big , who can tell me , why should I pay such a heavy price ? I am not a prickly cactus , but why no one is willing or dare to take me around ? Time stands still and wanted to persuade myself not crying , and the game is over, I'm really silly silly , standing in the rain, was stabbed in the heart hurts, I do not know how to face this would have The beginning of love is not there , the rain harder and harder , getting dark , I'm really afraid , but I know you have the protection of the person I always thought of her ... is your favorite , and now I realized that I was wrong , wrong, good innocent, naive good , I really kind of stupid , maybe the rain so I could understand this is your favorite! Who can tell me the distance between us in the end how far ? Even a most eternal vows , in the end will become a white lie, I do not want to recover what has been , I think time will it slowly revealed, not as early as possible so that their break up , at least so We will be free , although breaking up is painful, but after the pain will get their due too happy , so do not say a person's life, should always be a time like this , even if only momentarily , if want to own to achieve a state of mind free from distractions , so people are able to have a two things I forgot , Small hills of a cable breasted degree , as there is a plant , even if it is only once in its life, tweed ? Forget it! All the end, in this false picture of the city, perhaps no one will not dump its charming and fascination ... deeply attracted by the sun still will be from tomorrow Rises in the east horizon , but it also from the west, dark, the birds still return to their nest , but I think he was , but still will not come back , back to me ...